The Last Bus

The Last Bus

Two drunks stumble out of a pub in Ireland at about 4:00 in themorning.They stagger to the nearest lamppost and lean against it when alongcomesa policeman.
The first drunk pipes up, "Excuse me, ossifer, but I wonder could youtellme if the last bus to Dublin has left yet." To which the policemanreplies"Of course it has. It's 4:00 in the morning."
The second drunk then weighs in and says, "Sorry, sir, but I wonder ifthelast bus to Galway has left yet." The officer again replies "Of courseithas. It's 4:00 in the morning."
The first drunk then starts up again and asks, "Could you tell meplease,ossifer, has the last bus to Cork gone yet."
The policeman is really irritated now so he shouts, "It's 4am, all thebloody buses have gone!"
And with that the first drunk turns to his friend and says, "Ok, Mick,wecan cross the road now."