Lil Johnny

Please be advised that the jokes contain 18+ content. But their still good for your health though!!!:P Enjoy!

The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds,
asked the class the following question, "What is
bright red and shiny?". Little Johnny jumped up and
shouted, "A fire engine !!!!???"
No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you
think.. anyone else?" Little Susan replied that it was an apple
and
everyone was happy except Johnny of
course..
Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can
ask a question to which she nodded OK.
"What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at one
end?" "JOHNNY!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OF
THAT TALK HERE..."
Johnny replied, "No, it's a toothbrush, but I like
the way you think"..
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Little johnny came home from school with a note from
his teacher,indicating that Johnny is having some
difficulty with the differences between boys and
girls, and would his mother,"please sit down and have
a talk with Johnny about this?" So johnny's mother
takes him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and
closes the door..
"First, Johnny, you take off my blouse...." so he
unbuttons her blouse and takes it off..
"Ok, now take off my skirt...." ..and he takes off her
skirt.."Now
take
off
my bra...."...which he does..
"and now, Johnny, please take off my panties.."
...and when Johnny finishes removing those, she
says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to
school again!"
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
when his teacher picked him to answer a question..
"Johnny, if there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None", replied Johnny "cause the rest would fly
away."
"Well, the answer is 4", said the teacher. "but I like the way
you
are
thinking."
Little Johnny retaliated. "I have a question for you
now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones
in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her
cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which oneis married?
"Well,"
said
the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding
ring on her finger. But I like the way you are
thinking.."
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One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of
fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe
a
fruit,
and you tell what fruit I'm talking about."
Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
of course, Little Johnny raised his hand high, but
the teacher wisely ignored him and picked little
Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking.
Now for the second.
It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish.."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying
to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him
again and calls on Little Billy.. "Is it a peach?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your
thinking.." Here's another: it's long, yellow, and
fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his
hand frantically.. But the teacher skips him again and calls on
little
Sally..
"A banana," she says.. "No," the teacher replies,
"it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up
loudly.. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me
put my hand in my pocket.
Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and its got a
head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a coin, but I like your
thinking"